What You Look Like Naked

you broke my heart into tiny bits
so i broke into your house so i could get back
all my stuff that i had ever given you
if you're leaving me than you should have left those too

but you can bet i won't forget what you look like naked
just for fun i'll tell everyone that your boobs are fake ed

i want my girls gone wild dvds back
and the case of beer it was a 32 pack
all my star wars action figures from episode 2
and my balls, yeah they're the ones that are blue

you don't get to keep our puppy we named nick smith
because you'll probably go and get him fixed
my t-shirt you sleep in that says i heart whores
the scented heart shaped candles, no wait those are yours