Britney Spears

Her first mistake
was letting Justin
put his timber
in her lake
and oops
she did it again
oops
she did it with Ben

You told me Britney Spears was a virgin virgin
I laughed so hard i peed my pants
just look at her implants
and you told me Britney Spears was a saintly teen icon
but she had bad V D
and she's my baby's mom

It's ok
it's not a crime
singing hey baby
hit me one more time
her pants
are on fire
she's really hot
or she's a liar

You told me Britney Spears was a virgin virgin
I laughed so hard i peed my pants
just look at her implants
and you told me Britney Spears was a V I R G
in and out
no in and out
no in and out
no in and out no